Why I could never be homeless
I know that it seems that I just complain on my blog, but let's face it together - the last few days have sucked beyond all reason.
1. Being homeless sucks and I don't know how people do it. I can't handle the lack of clothes selection, sleeping in places other than my bed (although I have slept on some very nice couches - thank you), showers with no water pressure and living off of fast food (for lack of a fridge), etc.
2. My battery died and there was no one to jump my car until 2 and 1/2 hours later!
3. Then I got in a car accident. The other driver was at fault and it was no where near the tragedy stage of another accident that was suffered by some friends that shall remain nameless.
4. I don't have collision insurance so his insurance better cough up some dinheiro, ta?
5. Politicchic makes me sleep in her brother and sister-in-laws bed - gross (but comfortable, except I think that it may be haunted because I've had some really weird dreams lately)
6. Work seems to suck more when you are homeless, probably why homeless people don't get jobs.
7. You are forced to hang out at your friend's house whether they want you there or not
8. Then while at your friend's house you watch movie about flying daggers! Who knew it was meant to be comedy?
9. Then you have to sit here and blog in the semi darkness because politicchic is a nerd and wanted to go to bed
10. Plus you have to use kittykat5000's lappy because you still haven't found the cord to your own lappy
11. You miss all of the people that have moved away because you realized what a loser you are when your circle of friends gets cut in half because of summer vacations.
Just a few thoughts on the continuing saga of "The Move from H E Double Hockey Sticks".
1. Being homeless sucks and I don't know how people do it. I can't handle the lack of clothes selection, sleeping in places other than my bed (although I have slept on some very nice couches - thank you), showers with no water pressure and living off of fast food (for lack of a fridge), etc.
2. My battery died and there was no one to jump my car until 2 and 1/2 hours later!
3. Then I got in a car accident. The other driver was at fault and it was no where near the tragedy stage of another accident that was suffered by some friends that shall remain nameless.
4. I don't have collision insurance so his insurance better cough up some dinheiro, ta?
5. Politicchic makes me sleep in her brother and sister-in-laws bed - gross (but comfortable, except I think that it may be haunted because I've had some really weird dreams lately)
6. Work seems to suck more when you are homeless, probably why homeless people don't get jobs.
7. You are forced to hang out at your friend's house whether they want you there or not
8. Then while at your friend's house you watch movie about flying daggers! Who knew it was meant to be comedy?
9. Then you have to sit here and blog in the semi darkness because politicchic is a nerd and wanted to go to bed
10. Plus you have to use kittykat5000's lappy because you still haven't found the cord to your own lappy
11. You miss all of the people that have moved away because you realized what a loser you are when your circle of friends gets cut in half because of summer vacations.
Just a few thoughts on the continuing saga of "The Move from H E Double Hockey Sticks".
posted by The Rage at
4/29/2005 01:51:00 AM
5 Comments:
Well I hope your homelessness ends soon. I agree that I could never be homeless because that would really suck.
I think the worst part of being homeless is the way it makes you feel about yourself. You see, you are forced to depend wholly on the kindness of strangers, or perhaps your roommates brother and sister-in-law and their freakish bed. I am camped out at my sister's house and I just found out that she has pretty much been tattling on me to my mom. "Abby came home really late last night." "I think Abby might be stealing stuff." "I'm concerned that Abby has an internet porn addiction..." If only she knew that really I just can't bear to be away from the blogs.
Abby do you have two windows open when you are checking blogs? What nerve of your sister in law. Sorry but I had to comment twice.
i think commenting twice is fine.
i think i sorta like what being homeless has done for you girls: we've become better friends and you feel comfortable being at my house (which i'm not quite sure you ever felt before). by the way, we may need to do a repeat of the flying daggers. i'm up for any suggestions.
Flying daggers are always comedy gold.
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