Naked in the Dark ... Literally

So, as you all know, massage therapy has taken over the small thing that I had so hoped to call my life. Day and night, night and day, I have become obsessed. It's all that I think about, dream about and I'd say eat, but that would be weird. Who would have thought that being naked would become a thing that I would love? I mean, obviously you're covered with a sheet, they turn the lights down, put on soothing music and enjoy! So kids, here is the invitation, the line starts outside the door of Apartment 101 and I need the practice. Trust me, you have nothing to lose. And I won't even make you take your clothes off! But I mean, if you want . . .