Really? I mean, REALLY?
DISCLAIMER: Not meant to offend anyone, just need it off my chest. No scathing comments if you have a delicate disposition - just don't read it.
I do realize that I haven't updated in a little while - most of that do to the fact that I am in shock over the fact that a significant person in my life (who shall remain nameless for their protection) continues to ask, "Are you a lesbian?".
(A side note to all lesbian fans: The Wicked Rage doesn't mind the lesbian community - in fact - several of you are my close friends)
Now, this is not the first time this particular person has asked me this question. At least once a year for the past 4 years and various other times throughout my life - Every single time I give them the same answer - No. Well, once I said, "Yes," just to irritate them. (Maybe that wasn't the best response considering? I corrected it shortly after lettting them know I lied).
Apparently, if I am not dating someone of the male species then I prefer girls. This is not true and I haven't yet discovered how to really get this through their head. I might not be married or dating - that has to do with me having a sweet spirit and a homely appearance - not a lesbian. Sure I might be the last of all of my friends to get married or have kids - still not a lesbian, not even bi-curious or bisexual for that matter.
So, here it is person that can't seem to get it straight (pun intended): I like guys, though I did like the taste of her cherry chapstick (Take that!!! They will just be more confused now - I love it!).
So that's it. That's all that I have to say about that.
I do realize that I haven't updated in a little while - most of that do to the fact that I am in shock over the fact that a significant person in my life (who shall remain nameless for their protection) continues to ask, "Are you a lesbian?".
(A side note to all lesbian fans: The Wicked Rage doesn't mind the lesbian community - in fact - several of you are my close friends)
Now, this is not the first time this particular person has asked me this question. At least once a year for the past 4 years and various other times throughout my life - Every single time I give them the same answer - No. Well, once I said, "Yes," just to irritate them. (Maybe that wasn't the best response considering? I corrected it shortly after lettting them know I lied).
Apparently, if I am not dating someone of the male species then I prefer girls. This is not true and I haven't yet discovered how to really get this through their head. I might not be married or dating - that has to do with me having a sweet spirit and a homely appearance - not a lesbian. Sure I might be the last of all of my friends to get married or have kids - still not a lesbian, not even bi-curious or bisexual for that matter.
So, here it is person that can't seem to get it straight (pun intended): I like guys, though I did like the taste of her cherry chapstick (Take that!!! They will just be more confused now - I love it!).
So that's it. That's all that I have to say about that.
posted by The Rage at
7/29/2008 02:30:00 PM
4 Comments:
Wow. I never knew you had to clarify that to people. But its good information to have.
I don't think you're a lesbian, mainly because I know how much you like your brown sugar...and the blond guy from lost. It is a shame you like that lame "I kissed a girl" song.
...as your Close Friend The Lesbian, I can safely vouch for you and say that you are NOT, in fact, a lesbian. Although once I might have wished that you were, but that was before you told me that you were afraid of bees.
The fact that you've had to blog about it makes me giggle, and it just reminds me how much I miss you. I wish you'd come play with us sometime.
Update this blog already... And are you?
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