Really? I mean, REALLY?

DISCLAIMER: Not meant to offend anyone, just need it off my chest. No scathing comments if you have a delicate disposition - just don't read it.

I do realize that I haven't updated in a little while - most of that do to the fact that I am in shock over the fact that a significant person in my life (who shall remain nameless for their protection) continues to ask, "Are you a lesbian?".

(A side note to all lesbian fans: The Wicked Rage doesn't mind the lesbian community - in fact - several of you are my close friends)

Now, this is not the first time this particular person has asked me this question. At least once a year for the past 4 years and various other times throughout my life - Every single time I give them the same answer - No. Well, once I said, "Yes," just to irritate them. (Maybe that wasn't the best response considering? I corrected it shortly after lettting them know I lied).

Apparently, if I am not dating someone of the male species then I prefer girls. This is not true and I haven't yet discovered how to really get this through their head. I might not be married or dating - that has to do with me having a sweet spirit and a homely appearance - not a lesbian. Sure I might be the last of all of my friends to get married or have kids - still not a lesbian, not even bi-curious or bisexual for that matter.

So, here it is person that can't seem to get it straight (pun intended): I like guys, though I did like the taste of her cherry chapstick (Take that!!! They will just be more confused now - I love it!).

So that's it. That's all that I have to say about that.

Random Monday

Well, I decided to update the ole blog with just some random things that I've done or thought about today. Enjoy! In no particular order:

1. Hot Shower! The usual shower is all business and takes about 7 minutes. Not today - 45 minutes of steaming hot bliss. Who knew our water heater would hold out?

2. I love the totally random video that must have a secret meaning. Why else post it? Let me know if you figure it out. It might just be the most random music video of the 80s (not even close) or I might have been singing it all morning... I mean ALL morning.


3. Celebrites name their kids the weirdest things like Pilot Inspektor or Pirate. It makes me feel like a celebrity knowing that at one time I wanted to name one of my kids Channel. Now that I'm older? Yea, I can see the error of my ways. Channels would be way cooler - plurals are really the way to go now days :)

4. Sugar Cookies. Need I say more? I decided that I could never be a baker. I love the part where you make the dough. It is at this point that I lose interest - I don't want to have to divide stuff up, put it on some metal and shove it in the oven. Just eat it raw... it's still good, in some cases better than the cooked version.

5. Laundry - Can't it just do itself?

So there you have it - this post has helped me to realize that I need a maid/butler or a servant or a homework midget (READ: little person). They would run hot baths for me, find random fun stuff on youtube for me to watch, name my kids, bake the dough I make, wash up a little laundry and other menial tasks I invent. I'm accepting applications - let me know if you are interested. It can pay well - depends on what you expect to get paid with :)

Not A Good Idea

Michele does social experiments that work out and I do food experiments that do not work out. I really think that is the main difference between us. So I woke up this morning in a funk - I had some terribly odd dreams last night after getting to bed at 5 in the morning. So when I woke up today at 11, I was really not in a good place. Solution? Go to the gym. So I decided to eat a quick bowl of cereal before I left.

Everything was all good until this point. I had two boxes of cereal...


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Now - because of visitors last week (who ate all of my cereal, though I said they could) both boxes were very low. How do I solve this? Two half bowls combine to make one? Yes. And I thought maybe this would be okay... Both cereals are fantastic alone. It was a setup meant to be the greatest bowl of cereal of all time!!! I was so wrong. It was a sick combination - Don't ever do it! So there you have it, my nasty breakfast of the morning and a warning not to mix those two cereals - it will make you blow chunks.