Only One Word

You.Can.Only.Type.One.Word. Not as easy as you might think. Thought that I would give it a try and it was hard, so I included some clarifying remarks just for your enjoyment.

1. Where is your cell phone?
pocket (probably giving me hip cancer)

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
no (no thank you, maybe later)

3. Your hair color:
nasty (need I say more?)

4. Your mother?:
amazing

5. Your father?
invincible

6. Your favorite thing?:
chocolate

7. Your dream last night?:
vampires (I could fly, that has been happening a lot)

8. Your favorite drink?:
dew

9. Your dream car?
Axle (that his name for now... yes, no... jury is still out)

10. The room you are in?
livingrooom

11. Your ex?:
care? (really don't)

12. Your fear/phobia?
bees (who didn't know that? we need to have a chat)

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?:
gazillionaire (or independently wealthy, which ever comes first)

14. Who did you hang out with last night?:
Absters (the usual suspects)

15. What you're not?:
morning person (two words, I know - but defines me to a 'T')

16. Muffins?
sure (weird question. I have another one for you - where are 17 and 18?)

19. The last thing you did?
email

20. What are you wearing?
nothing? (LIE, work clothes still, nothing like living in black)

21. Your tv?
crappy (it is super loud right now and probably going to stay that way until I can't stand it!)

22. Your pet?
sweetie (I miss the little mya bee)

23. Your computer?
fixed (backlight is back in action)

24. Your life?
monotonous (day after day after day after day, yea for march!)

25. Your mood?
passive (tired maybe? I just don't care)

27. What are you thinking about right now?
#26? (seriously, what's going on?)

28. Your car?:
amazing (CD player in a car? I could kiss whoever thought of that!)

29. Your work?:
far (new car, more gas)

30. Your summer?
warm (snow, kill me now)

31. Your relationship status?:
solo (single, nada, etc.)

32. Your favorite color:
blue (tomorrow it'll be different)

33. When is the last time you laughed?:
now

34. When was the last time you cried?
yesterday (I'm weepy, such a girl)

35. School?:
no (maybe in the future I can afford more, the far distant future, in a land far, far away...)

So there you have it! More little tidbits that you never wanted to know...