Monday, November 24, 2008

No Wait. Did I Say Empowered Individual? I Meant Two Cent Gutter Slut.

The title of the blog is just one of my FAVORITE lines of a song... SO Great. On with the blog...

What I realized today was quite the revelation... Okay, not really but doesn't that sound like it would be something great? Not really. It's actually something that I've know for a long, long, long time. Ready for it? Here it is:

I'm a girl.

I know. Quite the revelation, right? Seriously. I mean really girly. Including : Make-up, shoes, girly movies, girly music (mind out of the gutter y'all: Not A Lesbian). The big tip off? Tears. I cry over everything. If you haven't seen me cry then you don't know me at all. I cry pretty much every single day and not because I'm sad - it can be happy crying too. Usually it is caused by all sorts of things:

music
movies
books
waking up
So - I'm a GIRL - just in case there was any confusion out there.

Here is one of my favorite videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-kWI9Uoegg
Sorry. Embedding has been disabled for this video - probably because it is so awesome!

Music you should look up:

Rapture, Pt. II - Data puts out some great Electronica
Rapture - The original ain't bad either...
Check it out - you won't regret it... promise.

That's all of the gems I've got for you today...

Sunday, November 02, 2008

The Suckiness

So today was one of those days that you just want to end as soon as possible (you all know that day) BUT it drags on and on and on. I know that there are other people out there that felt the same way about today as well. Things that sucked (I need to vent, suck it up):

1. No matter how much Mt. Dew I drank - I was so F-ing tired at work. Who knew Dead Sexy could keep you awake at night?

2. I made four people cry at work. That's a new record and though I'm evil - I do have a heart and I felt kinda bad, but it was necessary - no way around it.

3. Then I had to field the crying mother phone call. This was the cherry on top to fantabulous day - found out my grandmother has stage four lung cancer from puffing two or three packs a day for the last 60 years. Expected? Yes. Still... it totally blows.

4. Exhuasted - I managed to sit around for hours and watch the worst movies of all time (Well, almost - Cube wasn't on, so I didn't have to kill myself ):
Legend - 80s movie starring Tom Cruise, very Labryinth-esque. Crapfest - it's no Cloak and Dagger :)
Center Stage 2 - the sequel to Center Stage (the 1st one sucked, why did I sit through the second made for TV one?)

5. Finally at 2 in the morning when a good movie is on (Cillian, I love you) ... I'm too tired and bored to sit there anymore. My life is so rough... :)

So that's it. Welcome November! You've come in with a bang!

P.S. On the bright side I get an extra hour of sleep (oh blessed daylight savings)!!!