Sunday, February 24, 2008

Have You Ever?

So, I was taking a look back at my life and it made me curious about a few things. Not resentful or disappointed, just curious if any you had ever done any of the things I had... hopefully my mother never reads this :) Confessions:

Have you ever decided it might be a good idea to push your car on the freeway just to see how far you could make it not because it was broken down?

Have you ever made out in a church? If you know the story, well - good for you. If not, then you will never hear it from me.

Have you ever had your friends boyfriend tell you that he wished he had met you first?

Have you ever hid a gun in your locker for a friend?

Have you ever watched Cloak and Dagger twice a day for two weeks?

Have you ever been stranded in Utah when you lived in Idaho?

Have you ever done something scandalous, but didn't care and secured your place in hell? I'll let you use your imagination on that one :)

Have you ever driven into oncoming traffic? On accident of course.

Have you ever made you sister think that she was invisible unless she was touching the top of your head? She was four, I was sixteen.

Have you ever lied, I mean just lied through your teeth and that person still doesn't know?

Well, I'm sure there are other things that I've done and continued to do. But here is a small glimpse into my semi, mildly sordid past, other confessions will remain secrets until I die. I can be a locked vault too. Tchau...

7 Comments:

Blogger Beth said...

I remember being stranded in Utah with you! That bus ride back to Idaho was horrible! Didn't some lady steal your crackers? Good times....

2/25/08, 7:08 PM  
Blogger The Rage said...

She did steal my crackers!!! Ugh, that sucked. A four hour drive turned into 9 hours of hell... Good times.

2/25/08, 7:10 PM  
Blogger smithfieldman said...

No to all but one.

2/26/08, 9:12 PM  
Blogger stewedslacker said...

What a weird post. And as far as a confessions post, that seemed pretty short.

2/27/08, 11:19 AM  
Blogger Joe said...

If nine hours of Hell turns into Good times, reserve an eternal front seat for me! Confessions are good times because the way I figure, your sins are going to be shouted from the rooftops anyway. So there might as well be someone in the crowd who can laugh with you and be at least one unsurprised face!

2/28/08, 11:13 AM  
Blogger politicchic6 said...

I have never done any of those things...but I am a good person and well, good people make out in darkened movie theaters.

3/10/08, 6:10 PM  
Blogger kittykat5000 said...

Oh, Rage, I am so surprised at you. But don't worry, I won't pass judgement because I am going to be right next to you in hell. And yes, I lie regularly to people. It's one of my favorite things to do.

3/17/08, 12:27 AM  

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