Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Debbie Downer

That's who I am today. It's probably because I'm too tired to function, but today was just more than one person should have to handle. And for no particular reason this day sucked. It was just one of those days, ya know?

One of the those days when:

1. Everyone around you is driving too slow or like a total idiot.
2. Just the sound of a certain persons voice is enough to make your blood boil.
3. It snowed.
4. Other people show up to work late.
5. It's so cold outside at night that you can't sleep because you can't stop shivering no matter how many blankets or the amount of clothing you are wearing.
6. You are so tired you can't even think straight.
7. You want to eat all of the chocolate in the world, but can't for obvious reasons.
8. You are pretty sure that everyone hates you - even though they probably don't.
9. You just want to go home.
10. Being an adult is too hard.
11. Your socks keep bunching up in your shoes.
12. When there is not enough time alone, people are always around you.
13. Going to bed should be the first thing you did when you got up in the morning.

So there you have it. The Debbie Downer moment of the day - straight from my day to yours - ENJOY and go back to bed. Trust me, you'll be doing yourself a favor.

Love,
Your truly pessimistic Wicked Rage

3 Comments:

Blogger stewedslacker said...

How strange. For me yesterday sucked aswell. I was dragging all day and didn't know why. I hate being a grown-up. I think I will just turn up ALICIA KEYS and get in touch with my inner black women. (HAHA, except that my inner black women is probably something like Lil' Kim)

2/7/08, 7:03 PM  
Blogger smithfieldman said...

You should try and be like the optimistic Target lady next.

2/7/08, 8:48 PM  
Blogger stewedslacker said...

Update your blog already.

2/20/08, 11:41 AM  

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